Thursday, October 30, 2008

Lame People.

You know you're mad when others put bulletins like this in Friendster. Or even emails. These people have such time to post such things.

For example:

If you do not post this, a skinless girl will rape your dog tonight.

Please, who cares? These are EMAILS. Who cares if you write there 'this is true!'. Get a life, people.

Sorry!

Heng Yong is my cousin. Since small, we're good friends already.
But today i made a stupid mistake, which could make him unable to go to Taiwan for holidays, with Guan Mo Tuan.
On Tuesday, my mum asked me to pass to him a piece of paper, something to do with his trip.
So today is Thursday, and I forgot to give him the paper. This might make him MISS the trip.
How could I be so forgetful?
How could I be so stupid?
I really wanna slap myself T_T.
Sorry Yong, hope you can still go...

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Love VS Money.

Always see this topic everywhere in any forums.

So today I saw a conclusion.

Money is powerful but love is wonderful.

Don't you just agree with it?

Normally many guys would get SUPER-EMOtional because they break up, no love etc etc...
And they complaint "How could you measure my love to you using money" and all sorts of things.

So I now understand. It's simply. Money is powerful, but love is wonderful =).

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Funny Crazy People.

Life of a prefect.

1st Scene.

Ivan offs the light so that the students will get out of the class and line up for the assembly.
Unknown Girl : *Angrily* Eh, tell people first la before you off the lights. Che Kia (scared) me only.
Eh miss, should I report to you whatever I do? Get a life, please.
I can't imagine telling her ''Eh miss, I wanna off lights liao nah. Don't be scared nah pwincess~''
Use your brains.

2nd scene.

Ivan tells someone to shut up and listen to the principal who is talking.
Unknown Boy : *Angrily* Eh, you never ask those who are in front to stop talking one?
Eh uncle, I'm not that free to move around. And iff you're so noisy, how can i move away?
And besides, I AM STATIONED TO STAND THERE, SO STAND THERE I SHALL.

Lives of prefects are so tiring. Recently said it is compulsory to help out during PASAR RIA. I can't attend!

Hubba hubba Yeah~!

28.10.2008. It's TUESDAY.
Saw a super big plastic bag that Bethany brought to school. And guess what I saw when I came back from a tiring duty day. Cute bear staring at the wall.


It's a present! A bag! A BILL-A-BONG bag! A nice bag! A wonderful bag!


A belated happy birthday present from Bethany, Yi Lin, Min Li, Khang Chuan and Chiy Hin.
It is written there BELOVED FRIEND. Yes i feel loved ^^.

WARNING: THE YELLOW CARDS CAN CAUSE YOU TO SEE ILLUSIONS. It is as though they are moving. There isn't any ghost. Just illusions.



Thanks to all my friends who wished me yeah. I treasure all presents given, and more of that, I treasure all of you ^^.

Hilarious People.

Everyone has seen hilarious people. I too, am not missed out.


It's so stupid. Here at mudah.com.my, people put up their items for sale. Eh please la, people are selling stuff like handphones / cars, here I see a RM3 nail clipper. How cute can a person be?

Sunday, October 26, 2008

British English VS Malaysia English.

WHEN GIVING CUSTOMERS BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.


RETURNING A CALL WHEN GIVING CUSTOMERS BAD NEWS
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?


ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me


WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.


WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?


WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!


WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?


WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...


IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?


WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!


WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that.... ??


WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Malaysians: liddat also don't know how to do!!!!


WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u!

BBQ~

My crazy sister and maid went barbeque-ing.


Yea, we had charcoals.


Nice chicken though quite a lot of black stuff.


Anyway, I still love MAMMA MIA's songs. So nice.

Slipping through my fingers all the time~

Mamma Mia.

Just watched this movie last night. It's a great musical. Much nicer than High School Musical in terms of songs, music and story line. (I think.)

Synopsis:

20-year-old Sophie Sheridan (Amanda Seyfried) lives with her mother Donna (Meryl Streep) in her hotel ‘Villa Donna’, on the small Greek island of Kalokairi. She wants her father present at her upcoming wedding to Sky (Dominic Cooper), but does not know his identity (I Have a Dream). Sophie confides in her friends Ali (Ashley Lilley) and Lisa (Rachel McDowall) about her potential fathers. After reading her mother's old diary, she has concluded he must be one of three men: Sam Carmichael (Pierce Brosnan), Harry Bright (Colin Firth), or Bill Anderson (Stellan Skarsgård) (Honey, Honey). She secretly sends wedding invitations to all three – under Donna’s name and that she expects to recognize her real father instantly, but when she meets all the men at once, she realizes she cannot tell which he is. She hides them from her mother and makes them promise not to reveal she invited them to the wedding.

Meanwhile, Donna bemoans to her newly-arrived friends Rosie (Julie Walters) and Tanya (Christine Baranski) the troubles of running and repairing a hotel by herself (Money, Money, Money), although she insists she is happier alone. While making repairs, she accidentally discovers the three men and panics. While trying to get another look at them and fighting a losing battle of desire versus sanity (Mamma Mia!), she falls through the trapdoor in the roof, and the men convince her that their presence there is a coincidence, honoring their promise to Sophie. A horrified Donna asks the three men to leave the island.

Tanya and Rosie try to comfort Donna after seeing her upset (Chiquitita). Donna explains that the three potential fathers are on the island, dubbing it a ‘hideous trick of fate’. Tanya and Rosie, who used to be her backing dancers in ABBA-esque girl group “Donna and the Dynamos”, remind her of her free-spirited past, and they gradually cheer her up spectacularly (Dancing Queen).

Sophie visits the three men as they prepare to leave Kalokairi, persuades them to stay for the wedding, and listens to their memories of her mother (Our Last Summer). She returns to Sky and they talk about their love (Lay All Your Love On Me) on the beach, where he is ambushed by friends from his bachelor party.

That evening, “Donna and the Dynamos” recreate their act for Sophie’s bachelorette party (Super Trouper) to entertain the guests, and Bill, Sam and Harry end up at the party by mistake. The bachelorettes pounce on the unsuspecting men at the bar (Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!).

Sophie talks to Bill alone, who realizes he could be her father, (The Name of the Game) and agrees to give her away at the wedding. Meanwhile, the others also conclude that they could be her father. Sky's bachelor party invades the hen party (Voulez-Vous), and in the commotion, each ‘father’ separately tells her that he will give her away at the wedding. In the midst of the party, Sophie faints over her dilemma.

The following day, while Donna’s friends are trying to keep the men away from the wedding, Sophie and Donna argue, as Sophie believes her mother wants her to call off the wedding, while she still resents growing up unaware of her father’s identity.

Harry feels badly for missing Sophie's upbringing, and insists that Donna accept a large monetary gift to cover the “cost of the wedding”. Sam and Donna try to talk but are increasingly frustrated with each other, and they separately lament their lost love (SOS). Tanya rejects the playful advances of younger barman Pepper (Philip Michael) and some of Sky's other friends (Does Your Mother Know).

Sophie confesses to Sky what she has done, and he becomes unsure about their coming wedding, feeling sidelined by her ‘fathers’. A distressed Sophie asks her mother if she will help her dress for the wedding (instead of her bridesmaids) and Donna agrees, thrilled. Donna reminisces about precious times with her now grown-up daughter (Slipping Through My Fingers). Sophie asks her mother to give her away at the wedding.

En route, Donna rebuffs Sam, as she is still deeply hurt that he left her (The Winner Takes It All) because he was engaged to another woman. She then runs away to her daughter’s wedding on the hilltop.

During the ceremony, Donna reveals that Sophie’s father (although she doesn’t know who) is present, and then realizes Sophie had invited them all. The three men declare they are all thrilled to be Sophie’s potential father, and will gladly be ‘a third of a father each’. Sophie cancels the wedding, to Sky’s delight, so that they can go traveling together instead, as they still feel too young to settle down.

Making the most of the surroundings, Sam declares he is still in love with Donna, and proposes, explaining that after leaving her 20 years ago, he went to England to break off his engagement, but returned to Kalokairi to be told she was away dating another man (Bill). He went home and got married anyway, but he is now divorced. Donna eventually says yes after learning the truth (I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do).

While Sam and Donna celebrate with their newfound family and friends (When All Is Said and Done), Rosie pursues her attraction to the (initially reluctant) Bill, (Take a Chance on Me), and it is revealed that Harry is gay. As the crowd dances in the courtyard, a tremor breaks open its central mosaic, and a tall spray rains over the party (Mamma Mia! reprise). Sophie and Sky sail away on their travels (I Have a Dream reprise), leaving Sam and Donna to live happily ever after on the island.


Songs:
1. "I Have a Dream" - Sophie
2. "Honey, Honey" - Sophie, Ali, and Lisa
3. "Money, Money, Money" - Donna, Tanya, Rosie, and Greek Chorus
4. "Mamma Mia" - Donna
5. "Chiquitita" - Tanya, Rosie and Donna
6. "Dancing Queen" - Donna, Tanya, Rosie, and Greek Chorus
7. "Our Last Summer" - Sophie, Sam, Harry, and Bill
8. "Lay All Your Love on Me" - Sky and Sophie
9. "Super Trouper" - Donna, Tanya, and Rosie
10. "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" - Cast
11. "The Name of the Game" - Sophie and Bill (deleted scene on DVD)
12. "Voulez-Vous" - Cast
13. "SOS" - Sam and Donna
14. "Does Your Mother Know" - Tanya, Pepper, and the Guys
15. "Slipping Through My Fingers" - Donna and Sophie
16. "The Winner Takes It All" - Donna
17. "I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do" - Donna, Sam, and Company
18. "When All is Said and Done" - Sam and Company
19. "Take a Chance on Me" - Rosie and Bill

The highlighted ones are especially Nice ones.
It's the best musical movie I've ever watched ^^.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Who Wants To Be A Billionaire?

Hilarious Stuff.

A Blonde's Year in Review


January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.

March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.

May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.

June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.

August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.

September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?

October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!

December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.

Blogging?

Well, some people blog to release tension, or maybe for fun or something else.

But I kind of make my blog a digital diary lahz. ^^. I'll just try to entertain myself and you all.

A super cute pic I found not short ago:


Hamsters in a cup!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

WALAO.

22 OCTOBER 2008.

I SAW A RAT RUNNING OUT OF MY TOILET.

1. My house is really dirty?

2. He can't stand the smell of my faeces?

3. He's mad. Crawling here and there at 11pm.

Vote please?

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

A Hungry Babe is an ANGRY Babe.

I got my grade 8 books ! THEY ARE NICE. With cds too ^^.







Tension due to exam Accidentally fall one.



Today's star : Jocky The Dog.


Oh, he loves bones. *Duh, all dogs love bones*


SEE HIS HAND?


Cute. Act humble some more.


He jumps...


And he's piggy T_T.


Exam's over, I'll probably spend more time with Jocky ^^. LOL.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Exam

It's finals week!
So i won't be blogging till Tuesday yah.
That time I'll probably go mad and game all the time. So long!

Friday, October 10, 2008

SURPRISE !!!



I'm so shocked. Well actually I did kept on asking mum to give me a surprise for my birthday.
Like maybe wake me up at 3am and shout at me singing ''happy birthday!!!'' that kind of thing.

But well, I got a surprise from my best friend ^^.

YiLin: Eh Ivan, your house got people onot now?
Ivan: Er ya, why?
YiLin: Erm, my mum wants to talk to Vivien eh. Can ask her come out?
Ivan: Ok. VIVIEN !!!!!
(Vivien was asleep... But I screamed at her thinking maybe YiLin's mum (teacher) wants to scold her or something)
So after few minutes, I managed to ask Vivien out. Seeing Teacher and YiLin standing outside with their car...
Teacher: Eh nvm liao la. Ivan oso can.
YiLin: Ok. (takes a box and gives it to me)

*Nevermind the toothpaste gift (car)*
Edited: Only a joke yah, not a toothpaste gift for real.
Happy birthday!

^^. NOW THAT is a surprise!!! I never expect a friend whom I think she thinks that we're not close to give me a present!
edit:NOW WE ARE CLOSE.

Yi Lin, thanks alot! You brighten up my life ^^.


OUT OF TOPIC:

Damn sexy la this lady. Went to see my mum's bank's (Public Bank) dinner. The theme was 'glitter and glamour'. If you see properly, that blue guy with blue songkok has two MALAYSIA flags on his songkok. Super cute!

Cute clown:

Sweet 16~

YAYA TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.

Alot of sms-es and comments in Friendster. I love you all!
Well.. I'm 16 already alright. Time to grow up and be MATURED? NO.
I will still enjoy as much as possible. Do crazy things. LOL in class like mad. Play like mad.
My childhood ain't over, buddies! The message I love the most (coz mum went out earlier)

Mum: You are my special gift from God. With you I did not miss out any ingredient because you turn out right in every way. Blessed birthday, darling number one.

Years have passed and I'm still darling no. 1. LOL.

Breakfast at:

BEEF NOODLES ROCK.

My first cake:



The Youth group from church.


With the girls.


OUT OF TOPIC
Physics is fun!

As if he does not wear seatbelt. The formation and steps to fall down are as shown.


This girl looks like SO VERY CALM. (Lift is falling)

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Victory Fail.

You'll so gonna love me for this. BEST-FAIL-EVER.


4 Science 2, my class.

I love my class. Well, everyone should know the ''class'' I state here is the people, not the name of my class or the place my class is located at.

1. We always LOL like mad in class. Although everyone has their own 'gang' in class, but when it comes to teamwork, everyone is just so cooperative. Lovely!

2. We 'erk' together. Yeah it might be stupid to some other people, but I think it has become a sign or 4S2. 'Erk' means to give a cold response to a cold joke, or when someone is syok-sendiri-ing. So fun when the targets are teachers.
Note: 'Erk' was founded by Foo Min Li.

3. All the teachers are good. Pn. Norizan is really cute when she gets mad. Miss Yeap laughs alone sometimes -_-. But she's still very good. ^^

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

I hate you all brabers barbers!!!

Walao, today went to have a hair cut and guess what :

1. I now have two red spots, cuts from his 'main cutter', not shave. Mummy said might get AIDS if some other person was cut too.

2. Stupid malay fellow "Eh, sori, lupa tinggal sideburn". There goes my sideburn.

T.T

Monday, October 6, 2008

稻 香



[稻 香] 詞:周杰倫 曲:周杰倫

對這個世界如果你有太多的抱怨
跌倒了就不敢繼續往前走
為什麼人要這麼的脆弱 墮落
請你打開電視看看
多少人為生命在努力勇敢的走下去
我們是不是該知足
珍惜一切 就算沒有擁有

還記得你說家是唯一的城堡 隨著稻香河流繼續奔跑
微微笑 小時候的夢我知道
不要哭讓螢火蟲帶著你逃跑 鄉間的歌謠永遠的依靠
回家吧 回到最初的美好

不要這麼容易就想放棄 就像我說的
追不到的夢想 換個夢不就得了
為自己的人生鮮艷上色 先把愛塗上喜歡的顏色
笑一個吧 功成名就不是目的
讓自己快樂快樂這才叫做意義
童年的紙飛機 現在終於飛回我手裡
所謂的那快樂 赤腳在田裡追蜻蜓追到累了
偷摘水果被蜜蜂給叮到怕了 誰在偷笑呢
我靠著稻草人吹著風唱著歌睡著了
哦 哦 午後吉它在蟲鳴中更清脆
哦 哦 陽光灑在路上就不怕心碎
珍惜一切 就算沒有擁有

還記得你說家是唯一的城堡 隨著稻香河流繼續奔跑
微微笑 小時候的夢我知道
不要哭讓螢火蟲帶著你逃跑 鄉間的歌謠永遠的依靠
~回家吧 回到最初的美好~

I love the last line the most. Go home, go back to the beautiful beginning ^^.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Crazy dog.

People say it is a joy to rear dogs. Dogs are men's best friend. Apparently not , for my case.

He bites, destroys and harms. No matter how we settle his huge cage home base, he still succeeds at getting out and running around like a mad dog T.T

Observe the pics :






Well, he's still cute XD. Love him~

Happy~

Walao. Last night piano teacher sms-ed me.

"Congratulations. You passed theory exam with distinction 90 marks''

I was like ''woooooooooow'' and shouted like crazy in car.

Yeah, the joy!

Not to mention those who pass grade 6-8 theory exams with distinction can get 50 pounds from British government ^^. Hope it comes to my hand! God is good!

Thank you, teacher : )

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Malay Wedding.

Went to have lunch at a Malay's wedding. Nice food.


Normally people give eggs as thank-you-gifts, but this time they give plums -_-.


Cute ones.


OUT OF TOPIC

Jocky~


Crazy siblings.


小情歌


I super love this song!!!
Gay abit, but it's so nice LOL.

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這是一首簡單的小情歌
  唱著人們心腸的曲折
  我想我很快樂 當有你的溫熱
  腳邊的空氣轉了

  這是一首簡單的小情歌
  唱著我們心頭的白鴿
  我想我很適合 當一個歌頌者
  青春在風中飄著

  你知道 就算大雨讓整座城市顛倒
  我會給你懷抱
  受不了 看見你背影來到
  寫下我 度秒如年難捱的離騷

  就算整個世界被寂寞綁票
  我也不會奔跑
  逃不了 最後誰也都蒼老
  寫下我 時間和琴聲交錯的城堡

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Friday, October 3, 2008

Walao!

Eh Eh.

Chinese - Try..
English - ^^
Malay - Can gua..
Biology - ^^
Chemistry - ^^
Physics - Can gua..
Addmaths - ^^
Maths - ^^
Moral - fail fail la. I know I'm strange. I really failed Moral, for the first time in my life I failed a subject.
Sejarah - fail fail la.
Sivik - ^^
PJ - ^^

God , help me~

Thursday, October 2, 2008

PoPo

I just love this picture so much!


Jocky turns into a Hoarse.

Bought a new er.. rantai for Jocky.

It can hold his chest AND super smelly ketiak *believe me, I've smelled it after carrying him before*. But hey, it really smells like famous amos. Just like Joshua's feet. BELIEVE ME!!! Ok, for those blur people out there, Famous Amos is a kind of super popular cookie.

The founder :


The cookies :



Therefore, won't hurt him as much as a neck collar. You know, when he refuses to follow where I bring him to. But..


Ok, ignore his ass backside hole. I feel like rearing a small horse now. Really. When I bring him ''go walk walk'', he's really fast and he walks like a horse. Super cute kawaii nehs!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Giant.

Yeah it's just SO HUGE.
Magazine for watch-lovers.



Look at the comparison!!!