Happy Burfday!

LOL is the best medicine!

To impress Ah Lian, Ah Beng took her to a very expensive Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu but could not understand anything as it was all in Italian. Still wanting to impress Ah Lian, he went down the list in the menu and decided to pick the last item. Ah Beng confidently told the waiter "We'll have the last item, Giuseppe Spomdalucci,". The waiter replied, "I am sorry, Sir, that’s the name of the owner."

Yumi very kawaii lor! Mad dog she is. Her teeth is very itchy now and she bites everyone.

 

Elephant oso die liao.

 

 

Her hiding spot. Hiding kononnya.

Got grape dowan LOL.

Jocky is jealous ‘cause everyone is lovin’ Yumi. Eh, don’t be jealous la. We’re taking care of your partner!

Lo and behold:

Yumi’s shit! 100% like snail. Artistic Yumi. Cute Yumi. Clever Yumi. Intelligent Yumi. Yumi rox. Just like her owner owners LOL.

 

And I play and play and play with her all day long.

 

Went to Pantai Irama with church youth yesterday, near Bachok. Err it’s in Bachok right? Dono.

 

20 vs 17. More like 18 vs 12.

 

And then the kids were catching those small seashells with aquatic creatures:

 

Cute.

And then guess how did I destroy them?

 

By pouring all our ice from our coconut drinks into the cup.

Well I put one only lar, and then Joshua poured the whole cup of ice into the cup of seashells.

And then from that time onwards, none of them moved. The end.

 

Oh and it was Heng Yong and Ceek Wei’s birthday on the 17th! But they made a combined birthday party in Heng Yong’s house. In case you don’t know, Heng Yong is my cousin lar. His mum, Mama teoh is my mum’s elder sister. Rox!

 

3 tables of this:

 

But the birthday girl’s table very kelian lor. Their steamboat pot got problem, cannot cook. And then wasted the food. After the other 2 tables finished eating, they felt full oso and then wasted the food lor. Kelianness.

 

Take pic oso paise. Ceek Wei is hitting people LOL.

Take liao photo kin kin zhao.

 

The happy people + the tired puppy.

 

The sad people.

Happy girls except birthday boy.

Happy boys.

I brought Yumi there also. ‘Cause during CNY, Heng Yong’s family took care of Yumi. And then they miss her plus I gian show my cute puppy, so I brought Yumi there lo.

 

Suk Wen is the kakak to feed Yumi LOL. >_> joking.

     

Roar!

Well it’s kinda late to post ‘Happy Birthday’ NOW, but nevermind la, forgive my business dogging.

Anyway dogging means to play with a dog. This word is err, invented by Wick Kee LOL.

 

Life is good. Seriously good. Except the case of my English Teacher, Mr.Ng. Sigh.

 

Proverbs 3:3-4

Don't let kindness and truth forsake you. Bind them around your neck. Write them on the tablet of your heart.

So you will find favor, and good understanding in the sight of God and man.

Sien.

LOL is the best medicine.
Ok that day I was on duty (prefect –_-). And then it was Sukantara day, where we have sports like running jumping and throwing LOL. And then everyone wore our house t-shirts according to our house colour, including the pekadises and prefects. And then..
iVan: Eh, go stand properly please. (Sheesh, why this short boy stand so behind one!?)
Small boy: (Holds my shoulder) I’m a pekadis.

Well, a pekadis is a ‘junior prefect’, and yeah. Sipe paiseh lor LOL.

Ah, that day went to a wedding dinner. Sipe siao lor. Ok, so a 4-year-old girl went up on the stage and sang songs, very geng, but she sang songs like ‘ni3 dao4 di3 ai4 shui2?' (who do you love?), ‘ba3 wo3 de4 ai4 qing2 huan2 gei3 wo3’ (give me my love back) and my uncle sang ‘pussycat’ LOL. Very cute zz.

Brace yourselves, for THIS:

Har?

LOOOOL. The mama-teohs.

I WANT HAIR. But I don’t want fat lips gahahaha.


Fish in my wine.
Joshua lar. Accidentally dropped a piece of fish flesh into my glass. Zzzz.

And cut Yumi’s front hair recently, ‘cause she has difficulty seeing things with her furry fur. Kelian. Had to grab her mouth with force and she cried.


Woof!

That day eat crab lor.

Vivien was like so cute hor, she asked ‘why poke there eh?’.

And then went to Billion that night to buy a bag for Joshua. He refuses to use the one in Bilal and pasar malam wor. Sipe debe.

Suddenly Joshua held my shoulders and then started saying ‘huo3 he1 huo3 che1 tu tu tu’ –___-.

SUPER KAWAII >_>. I got XD face LOL.

And KFC Kubang Kerian has this now:

French Fries with what-what-cheese and mayonaise. Nothing special though.

Sien lar. Can’t update blog everyday, sing there and stare and the wall and chat with mama everyday. But a lot of things changed. Luckily I can adapt to the SUPER HOT WEATHER in Malaysia. Feeling hot makes me sleepy, in class.

Rushed all sorts of homework (not really LOL) like Malay and English, and I’m starting to catch up with the 3 Sciences and Mathematics now. But sometimes I talk too much, until the teacher says ‘hello, listen please’, and then I was like, ‘err, hello? LOL.’

Wooh, till next post then.

Proverbs 16:3
Commit your actions to the Lord,
and your plans will succeed.

Jet Lag!

Currently listening to: If I Were A Boy by Beyonce!

LOL is the best medicine.
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says,
1. "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!"
2. "Good thing that cows don't fly."

Yumi rocks! Bathed her just now and suddenly her rope got loose and then she ran around like a big headed skeleton zz.

She has bak hu hair.

Rabbit Wolfy ears.


Human eyes.


And also sharks' teeth. Very very sharp and she's like, so cute! Wooh.

Ooh and I cut my hair liao.

Before:


After:


Ugh, no image at all. Sienness.

Well, I'm doing quite ok now, apart from the crazy homework and tuition classes. Good thing I have chocolate to calm me down everyday. Ah, and I don't get fat :D.

Went to church today and the youth made a surprise for me. I saw a cake before that surprise, and I was thinking about them saying yesterday was Amelia's birthday, and I thought they were giving her a surprise party in church, manatau the cake writes: Welcome back iVan! I mean Ivan. Syokness. Thanks everyone!

And that day brought chocolates to school, like 10 packets? Gave to all my friends and few teachers, by few I mean 3 LOL. And then most of the people kept the chocolates in their pockets -_-. And most of their chocolates melted LOL. Zzz. I always forget to tell people to not keep the chocolates, just eat them. And then the Lindt sweet shaped one had its inner melted. Gg. Jia Li and Siew Ying wanted to be super shu2 nv3 (super lady-like), they bit the chocolate in half. Manatau the inner liquid oozed out and kena their school uniform. Hahaha!

Anyway, now my jet lag is officially over, I hope. Jet lag totally sucks for your information. When everyone is sleeping, you're awake doing nothing. When everyone is having fun / studying, you're sleepy / sleeping. Sien.

No more jet lag 'cause yesterday I was exhausted. Slept from 2am-3am and then I was awake till school time, prefect meeting and Dikir Barat practice. And then I fainted in the car and at home, then went to church for music practice. And then came home and played 1/4 match of DotA and kena mama own for not taking care of myself properly -_-. So slept at 11pm :D and now I'm normal. Back to normal, that is.

Proverbs 6:6
Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise.

It's too hot in Malaysia!

Currently addicted to: This is real, This is me and Broken Stings

Ok so I'm back in Malaysia :D. I AM SO HAPPY LOL. But Malaysia is so hot. Gah, didn't imagine that it could be THIS hot. Hot hot hot. Caldo caldo!

That day watched Camp Rock and High School Musical 2 & 3 (again) on the airplane. Ah, Emirates Airlines rock! So nice.


Ride on Emirates and get the sunrise sceneries!

I have a cousin staying with me now, which means I'm not in comfort. Not to say I dislike him, but well, I can't get along very well with him. Hope my laptop doesn't burn anyway.

My parents and brother were there the day I arrived. Hugged mama and then went home. Wooh, and last two days went to tuition, everyone was like 'Eh iVan!!' 'OMG iVan!!', so I managed to hide my date of return quite well then :D. *Happy*

And then we had pizza at Pizza Hut -_-.

Sigh, no more Italian pizzas.

Hahah, and that day in Rome de Hotel Princess (-_-), we had our 'orientation'. Gave feedback and stuff and stil played games. At first they asked us to hold a fake rabbit on both our hands. And then the committee asked us to say what part we would like to kiss on the rabbit. Got answers like 'lips', 'head', 'forehead', 'leg' and 'everywhere' and even 'on top of ass'.

Manatau..

Hahaha, they asked us to kiss the person on our left, based on what part we said we wanna kiss the invisible rabbit. Gg.

I kena people kiss my knees -_-.

And I kissed a boy's nose LOL.

Waiter: What happened? Is this Cola?

Friend: Erm, just plain water.

iVan: *thinks*: Another part got Cola leh, phew. Zzz.

Yumi Yumi!

Moo.

Eat you!

Nooo.

Yumi: ... 26 pics to go..

And I just got a present/souvenir from Joshua.

Feet skin! LOLL.

Sigh, homework incoming.

Proverbs 10:12

Hatred stirs up disputes,

but love covers all offenses.

Sigh.

My laptop has lots of problems now, and I'm trying to solve them, but I don't think my laptop can be OK for the meantime, so that explains the blankness of my blog. I'm sorry. Sigh.

3LC.

LOL is the best medicine.

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' "
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"



LOL!


Current feeling: *T-T*

This cat:





Did this to me:





'Cause I was playing with her, by putting my hand under my jacket and cause chaos, and then she will get siao and scratch here and there, but I nood and kena scratch. Hmm.



This lovely class:





Did this to me:

I mean, this:

Awww.

And at the right side of the board, they wrote 'it's a dream to have you here' or something like that. Then everyone signed the blackboard LOL.

They did a surprise party for me!! Gosh awesomeness.

Someone said I'm a pervert for taking someone's ass photo -_-.

It was fun. English teacher made cookies for us. To eat.

And then got Orange juice and biscuits stuff.

And a super funny video of the two most siao girls in class, cheerleading for iVan! Gahaha. Must watch neh!

I will miss them so much, some more they keep on saying 'your life will end tomorrow' 'cause I'm leaving them -_-. Sigh, goodbye sweet memories. Goodbye comfy tables, I'll miss leaning my head and arms on you and sleeping on you LOL.

My mama sibeh supportive. Asked me to sing this in class, but I only saw this email when I came home.

GOODBYE TO MY ITALIAN FRENS
WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE 2 MTHS AGO
TOGETHER I LEARN VERY LITTLE
LITTLE BIT OF GERMAN FRENCH
LITTLE BIT OF ITALIAN

ARRIVEDERCI TO ALL OF YOU
THANK U FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
FOR ALL I've LEARNT FROM U
TOO MUCH WINE N TOO MUCH SONG
WONDER HOW WE GOT ALONG

WE HAD JOY WE HAD FUN
WE HAD SEASONS IN THE SNOW
ALL THE FUN ALL THE JOY
WILL ALWAYS BE WTH ME

GOODBYE TO U MY TRUSTED FREN
THANK YOU FOR SHARING ALL YOU HAD WITH ME
SANDWICHES, BOOKS N MACORONI
THEY WILL ALWAYS STAY WITH ME
I WILL ALWAYS THINK OF THEM.

LOLness.

Proverbs 9:12
If you are wise, it is to your own advantage;
and if you are arrogant, you alone shall bear it.

Goodbye!

LOL is the best medicine.
Oh goodness. I was searching for 'why do cats hate mirrors' in google.com and I saw this site. Madness. I show you what they say.

Jeremy:
Pros:
1. Cats are soft and sometimes cuddly.
2. …hmmm…. let me get back to this list later.

Cons:
1. Cats sometimes randomly crap in strange locations.
2. Cats constantly shed.
3. Cats sometimes randomly pee in strange locations.
4. Cats sometimes cough up hairballs.
5. Cats sometimes throw up.
6. Cats scratch things.
7. Cats get into and on top of everything.
8. Cats do not listen to you.
9. Cats scatter litter everwhere.
10. Cats ruin blinds and rub snot all over house windows.
11. Cats knock things off counters.
12. Most the time cats are independent and non-cuddly.
13. Cats meow.
14. Cats sometimes sneeze snot all over things.
15. Cats wake you up begging for food way to early in the morning.
16. Cats attack each other making a terrible scream that wakes you up with a semi-cardiac arrest.
17. Cats constantly sleep.

Very true indeed. And then a lot of people discussing.

Brandy:
This doesn’t apply for ALL cats, just the majority of them:
Cats are friendly
They are playful, especially with catnip
They are so cute, no they’re not ugly at all
They use a litter box instead of going everywhere in the yard. Just use a glove and scoop in in the trash. Plus it’s easier because it’s all together.
They are easy to take care of.
They may scratch furniture, but if you don’t want that then just get a scratching post or something.
They can’t kill you…whoever thinks they attack you and kill you seriously has gone wack. They’re too smallkill you anyways
They aren’t noisy and if you want to just sit at a couch they can sit their with you without bothering you.
there’s a lot of reasons.
Don’t discriminate me.

And then the situation goes hot.

''fuck cats they should fucking go to fucking hell!!!!!!!!!!!''
''i fucking hate cats. If I had a gun and I saw a cat, I would shoot the fucking hell out of it! Anybody that hates dogs should go to fucking hell!''
''I hate cats, ppl think they so lovely but when u see what they do to small animals u may see that cats are just monsters from hell.''

Vulgars all the way, but in the end the winner is:
''Lord forgive them, for they know not what they do…''

LOLOL!

Ok, so tomorrow is my last day being in Trento, sorry I mean last day of school here. I will still be in Trento on Saturday morning, and then I'll go to Rome and meet with the other Malaysian exchange students. 27 of them. Sigh, from Rome-Dubai, WAIT FOR 4HOURS, Dubai-KL, WAIT FOR 4HOURS and last but not least KL-KB.

I'm feeling happy and sad at the same time, again.
Happy 'cause all of this is coming to an end, and I can continue my life back in KB. I must study back there and I have my family and friends. What more can I ask?
Sad 'cause stress is coming. I'm always stress-free (well, kinda) and I doubt this time I would stay stress-free minded. Hooh.

Goodbye, snow.


Goodbye, 3.5cm hair. (Yea I measured them)


Goodbye, room with lots of photos.


Goodbye, winter jacket.


Goodbye, toilet and bathroom.


Goodbye, apartment. I'll never forget the memories I've had here for 2 months.

Goodbye, cupboard with ugly pics.

Goodbye, little fan.

Goodbye, Italian refrigerator.

Goodbye, huge tree.

Goodbye, Fiona.

Fiona has :3 face! Ignore my eyes, I know they seem wrong in sizes here.

So many things to bid farewell to, so many things undone.. LOL I sound like it's the end of my life, just like what my blonde classmate have been saying, ''iVan, your life will end on xday!''...

Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh. And I haven't get to go to the supermarket yet. Maybe tomorrow. I mean I must go tomorrow.

Even my classmates constantly remind me, saying stuff like:

'iVan, this is your last Thursday here.'

'iVan, this is your last gym class.'

'iVan, this is your last mathematics class.'

'iVan, *sniff*' but this blonde was faking -_-.

And Fiona meows like a meowing meower wailing wailer. As though she knows that I'm leaving soon. :'(

I really don't wanna leave Italy, sob. No matter how funny a place I'm placed in instead of being placed in Rome/Milan/Venice (like everyone has been saying), I still miss the people. Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh.

Mourn with me, people! Oh, and all the best to form3, form5 and upper6 people! May you all get flying colours (-_-) for the exam.

Proverbs 23:12

Commit yourself to instruction;

listen carefully to words of knowledge.