Friday, April 17, 2009


LOL is the best medicine.
Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result-the door bounced back open.

Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."

Look at this :D.
Isn’t it just so nice!? Well at least quite cute for me.

OK lemme teach you how to do. You can try this when you’re super bored.

Ok first get your tools. A brush, poster colour, water and flowered toilet roll. I don’t really know what brand this toilet roll is.
Almost everything.

Poster colour.

Toilet roll with flower design.

Problem Statement: Can toilet roll be painted using a brush?

Aim: To paint toilet roll.

Hypothesis: Toilet roll can be painted using a brush and poster colour.

Apparatus: Hands. And everything listed before.

1.Ok then. Get your brush and choose some brighter colours.
2.Dip your brush, I mean just wet your brush and let the colour ‘stick’ on it.
3.Only take a not-too-thick content of colouring on your brush. 4.This is to prevent your colour from entering the ‘flower’ and causing the white parts not to appear nicely.
5.Ok then paint a square on the flowery part. Don’t paint too strongly, or the colour might enter the ‘holey’ part and destroy everything.
6.Repeat steps 1 to 5 with different colours on different squares.



Isn’t it just so fun and nice? LOL. WOo!

Ok anyway I’m blogging to show how deep my hatred is

towards Sejarah subject. Sigh.

Proverbs 6:6-11

Go to the ant, you sluggard; consider its ways and be wise!
It has no commander, no overseer or ruler, yet it stores its provisions in summer and gathers its food at harvest.
How long will you lie there, you sluggard?
When will you get up from your sleep?
A little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to rest- and poverty will come on you like a bandit
and scarcity like an armed man.

Dikir Barat~

I HATE SEJARAH I HATE SEJARAH. Ok don’t condemn me or ask ISA to catch me for disliking Sejarah or whatever lah. It really bores me. So much stuff to read, at least Moral has less stuff to memorise and the things are the same, like Alam Sekitar and my Moral teacher is cuter than my History teacher too.

LOL is the best medicine.
Ok a son who just graduated to be a doctor not long ago talked to his dad.

Son: Dad, I’ve just cured your patient who was sick for like, 15 years.
Dad: Oh, you mean Mr Tan?
Son: Yeah. I was wondering why weren’t you able to cure them.
Dad: So who do you think paid for your education?

Gahaha. If you don’t get it, the father 'mistreated' the patient to earn money for his son to study lor. Wooooo.

Now I’m addicted to this song :D. It’s the theme song of the movie ‘The Iron Lady’ 10pm, every Monday to Thursday on Ntv7.

The Iron Lady Theme Song

The lyrics are meaningful too!

Ok let me briefly describe the summary bah.

The father of the family had sex with the maid LOLL (seriously, but for a reason la). The mama asks him to do so ‘cause she can’t give birth anymore, and she doesn’t want her father’s business to fall into the hands of his brothers who are kinda useless.

So the maid gives birth to twins, a boy and a girl, Tian Yao and Lin Xi. The mama takes the boy and asks them (the maid and a new husband who is mentally retarded) to go far away and never ever tell anyone about this. The maid has to promise her so. Sad life.

So the movie is brought forward to 20 years like that. The business is of course excellent and Tian Yao is having a good life. Then Lin Xi happens to go to work in KL and she finds a job in Tian Yao’s company. They begin to go dating and eventually become boyfriend and girlfriend.

Then hor later the mama finds out that Lin Xi is the ex maid’s daughter. She wants to stop them from courting any longer because she doesn’t want Tian Yao to know about it and she can’t possibly let Tian Yao marry her own sister –_-.

So she siao and goes to find the maid mama. She accidentally kills another daughter of the maid and then the maid also dies with a heart attack. Tragedies.

So now Lin Xi doesn’t have anything to do with Tian Yao anymore. She also promises her mother that she will not tell Tian Yao the awful truth. This Monday Lin Xi is going to get a big trouble. Tian Yao’s super bad ‘sister’ is going to make her have sleeping pills and spread the pictures which some manager sleeps with Lin Xi. T___T.

Ok back with Dikir stuff.

One of our practices in school:

Here comes all the photos on our competition day.
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Anyway look at our clothes. We paid for them you say? Nooo. Samantha designed them I suppose plus some of her friends.

See mine :D.

Also see Bethany’s and Chong Yaw’s. They were the lead singers so they had special ones, but their half love on their shirts are super funny! Hard like cardboard till they have difficulty sitting on the floor of the stage –_-. But funny lol.

Ok so we got the 2nd place. Woohoo 5k2 got the first place. Super unfair. With that kinda ‘club dance’ and shaking, I suppose you could enter Bakat Madness. It just seemed like ‘WHAT?’ to 5s2 and 5s1. We demand a rematch with 5k2!! I don’t have our video, it’s with Mr.Ng. Don’t dare to get from him ‘cause he charged my classmate Rm20 for putting virus in her pen-drive and causing Mr.Ng’s laptop to kena I guess.

But we were good. But you know who was better? We were better during our first match –_-. Everyone didn’t have any real spirit to go on the stage and woolala. Plus the mics are mad. But anyway, heard that the school wanted to give the Art classes a chance to win so that the next generations of Art classes will think that ‘Science classes always win’. But it’s like, what? Why couldn’t you make 5s2 the first and 5k2 the second? LOL. Ignoring 5s1 all the time. Well, Dikir Barat always causes things like this. But it’s over so let’s byebye Dikir.

Spot me. Oh this is super cute. From Mini Poppers wahahaa.

Anyway, you guys know a ‘Yong Tao Fu’ shop behind Muhibah at Jalan Hamzah? GO AND TRY! I got addicted to the food there and I don’t think they put drugs to addict people.

3 colours milk tea:


Dry sauce kuey teow? zz.

The fishboles fishballs and erm everything you have in our Chung Hwa ‘Yong Tao Fu’ can be found here, except that food here is super nice.

Ok let’s move on to the next post.

Proverbs 12:1
Whoever loves discipline loves knowledge,

but he who hates correction is stupid.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Reflections on Life.

**Oh I forgot to tell you guys a story.**

Few days ago my class was in Biology lab having Bio lesson. And then hor, suddenly a little bird flew into the lab and *poop* it fell down. Guess what happened?

Woooh the bird hit the ceiling fan and its head got cut off from the body. And then blood spilt everywhere and the front row students got blood all over their body.

Nah just kidding. The bird really got 'beheaded' though. Its head flew to a table and its body was on the floor. Poor birdy.

Had no time to update, just update now ‘cause got some jokes from my Church’s newsletter. Next update would probably be two weeks later when I finish my exam which starts this coming Sunday.

Oh and it’s Good Friday today! Easter is this coming Sunday :D. For those who don’t know what these are, they are celebrations celebrated by Christians. Good Friday is the day (2 thousand + years ago) Jesus died on the cross and Easter is the day He rose, coming alive. So no, Easter isn’t about eggs and bunnies hopping around.

Reflection of Life:

Never raise your hands to your kids. it leaves your groin (private part) unprotected.

I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

I’m in shape. Round is a shape.

I’m desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets. (I read b4 the reason is ‘cos sometimes the pilots don’t die zz)

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out he window?

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac? (LOL)

You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. Now she’s 97 and we have no idea where she is.

1 out of every 3 Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of 2 of you best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn’t your biggest problem!

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it’s because they’re such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, “Don’t you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?” I said, “I didn’t know there were any witnesses. Now I’ll have to kill you too.” (LOL)

So long people! After exam then. Will update on Dikir Barat. Oh and all the best to my friends who are sitting for the exams too. Whee~