Friday, April 10, 2009

Reflections on Life.

**Oh I forgot to tell you guys a story.**

Few days ago my class was in Biology lab having Bio lesson. And then hor, suddenly a little bird flew into the lab and *poop* it fell down. Guess what happened?

Woooh the bird hit the ceiling fan and its head got cut off from the body. And then blood spilt everywhere and the front row students got blood all over their body.

Nah just kidding. The bird really got 'beheaded' though. Its head flew to a table and its body was on the floor. Poor birdy.

Had no time to update, just update now ‘cause got some jokes from my Church’s newsletter. Next update would probably be two weeks later when I finish my exam which starts this coming Sunday.

Oh and it’s Good Friday today! Easter is this coming Sunday :D. For those who don’t know what these are, they are celebrations celebrated by Christians. Good Friday is the day (2 thousand + years ago) Jesus died on the cross and Easter is the day He rose, coming alive. So no, Easter isn’t about eggs and bunnies hopping around.

Reflection of Life:

Never raise your hands to your kids. it leaves your groin (private part) unprotected.

I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

I’m in shape. Round is a shape.

I’m desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets. (I read b4 the reason is ‘cos sometimes the pilots don’t die zz)

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out he window?

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac? (LOL)

You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. Now she’s 97 and we have no idea where she is.

1 out of every 3 Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of 2 of you best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn’t your biggest problem!

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it’s because they’re such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, “Don’t you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?” I said, “I didn’t know there were any witnesses. Now I’ll have to kill you too.” (LOL)

So long people! After exam then. Will update on Dikir Barat. Oh and all the best to my friends who are sitting for the exams too. Whee~

2 comments: said...

you have many free time izzit?
still write report lui

iVan Chong said...

loll. report format. for fun >_>