A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' "
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"
Current feeling: *T-T*
Did this to me:
'Cause I was playing with her, by putting my hand under my jacket and cause chaos, and then she will get siao and scratch here and there, but I nood and kena scratch. Hmm.
This lovely class:
Did this to me:
I mean, this:
It was fun. English teacher made cookies for us. To eat.
And a super funny video of the two most siao girls in class, cheerleading for iVan! Gahaha. Must watch neh!
I will miss them so much, some more they keep on saying 'your life will end tomorrow' 'cause I'm leaving them -_-. Sigh, goodbye sweet memories. Goodbye comfy tables, I'll miss leaning my head and arms on you and sleeping on you LOL.
My mama sibeh supportive. Asked me to sing this in class, but I only saw this email when I came home.
GOODBYE TO MY ITALIAN FRENS
WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE 2 MTHS AGO
TOGETHER I LEARN VERY LITTLE
LITTLE BIT OF GERMAN FRENCH
LITTLE BIT OF ITALIAN
ARRIVEDERCI TO ALL OF YOU
THANK U FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
FOR ALL I've LEARNT FROM U
TOO MUCH WINE N TOO MUCH SONG
WONDER HOW WE GOT ALONG
WE HAD JOY WE HAD FUN
WE HAD SEASONS IN THE SNOW
ALL THE FUN ALL THE JOY
WILL ALWAYS BE WTH ME
GOODBYE TO U MY TRUSTED FREN
THANK YOU FOR SHARING ALL YOU HAD WITH ME
SANDWICHES, BOOKS N MACORONI
THEY WILL ALWAYS STAY WITH ME
I WILL ALWAYS THINK OF THEM.
If you are wise, it is to your own advantage;
and if you are arrogant, you alone shall bear it.