Circumcise [v]: to remove the prepuce of (a male), esp. as a religious rite.
So I had dinner with my mum and her church friends. They were chatting alot, until..
Aunty 1: Eh your son circumcised onot ah?
Aunty 2: This Monday wei. But they all making all kinds of excuses, like...
1. Mum, I dreamt that I was being pushed into this machine, and I can't fit in and blah blah blah gonna die or what.
2. Mum, I dreamt that when I sunat, I jump off the building eh.
So all began to chat on circumcision.
Uncle: Ivan, u circumcised onot ah? Go lah if haven't. For your wife's sake.
Ivan: *Thinks*. (FOR YOUR WIFE'S SAKE. WHAT TO DO WITH THAT!!!!)
Uncle: For hygiene purposes. Easy to clean.
Ivan: Very hard to clean meh now -_-.
Aunty 3: My husband also didn't circumcise. Nevermind one la.
Mum: Ivan's too big already la. I mean he's too old, not his *that one* too big.
Ivan: LOLLOL. *It could be both xD*. No need lahhhh.
Aunty 2: What no need? Clean eh. Clean eh. Clean eh. Clean eh.
Ivan: *Whispers to mum*. Mum, how they cut wor. Inject there with numbing medicine and scissors the skin away?
Most of the people circumcise for religion purposes, if not, for hygienic purposes. What else?
Why circumcise when God give you skin? Hmph LOL.