iVan: (To KFC guy) Saya mau twisted toaster 2 set.
(To siblings) twisted toaster twisted toaster!
Joshua: What twisted toaster? toasted twister lah.
iVan: OMG LOL.
Anyway my dog is the star today, again.
Managed to bring him down, making him lying down on the floor.
These few days, his sex drive is driving
His sex drive is SO strong, he went:
Nah, just joking. LOL.
Picture of the month:
Cute nose, Cute teeth, Cute mouth. Tell me he's not cute, and I'll say you're talking nonsense. Heehee.